Christian Jokes

Yagnavalkya Mukkamala

Oct 23, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Why were the Pharisees always mad at Jesus?

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Oct 21, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Why did the Lord teach His disciples to wash each others feet?

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Oct 19, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Why will we all be like angels in heaven?

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Oct 17, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Church loyalty

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Oct 16, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Taxes in heaven

A saint died and went to heaven. He asked an angel "What's the tax rate here"? The angel replied, "Oh no, there are no taxes here. There are no collection ...

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Oct 15, 2019
1 min

(Joke) Politics in heaven

A conservative, a liberal and an independent all died and went to heaven. At the pearly gates, St. Peter was taking stock of their lives. The conservative re...

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Oct 14, 2019
1 min

Joke about church elders

A church member aspiring to be a leader wanted to know the qualifications for being an elder. The Deacon replied, "One has to be a mature Christian, husband ...

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Oct 14, 2019
1 min

Joke on denominations (churches)

A new convert who was't sure about which denomination to attend cried out to the Lord, "Lord, which church should I attend? There are so many of them". The ...

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Oct 13, 2019
1 min

Joke on tithing

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Oct 11, 2019
1 min

Joke (Church attendance)

A concerned pastor asked his parishioner, "Why don't I see you at church anymore"? The confused parishioner replied, "How so? I'm always there in spirit"! E...

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Oct 11, 2019
1 min

(Joke)Why did the Lord send out the disciples without any money or food?

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Oct 10, 2019
1 min

Why did Adam name Eve "woman"?

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Oct 9, 2019
1 min

Why did the Lord send His disciples out two by two?

Two by two

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Oct 8, 2019
1 min

Why did it rain for 40 days and nights during Noah's time?

Apparently, global warming was all the rage even back then and the Lord had to cool things down! Enjoy🙂.

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Oct 7, 2019
1 min

Why was Matthew the tax collector chosen as an Apostle?

Because the Nazareth bureau of the local IRS complained to the Lord about underrepresentation of its staff and requested affirmative action. Enjoy🙂.

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Oct 7, 2019
1 min

Why did John the Baptist eat locusts and wild honey?

Because the local organic food stores desperately needed a brand ambassador. Enjoy🙂.

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Oct 6, 2019
1 min

Why did God provide a whale to swallow Jonah?

Because the other fish thought that there was something really fishy about this man running from God🙂. Enjoy.

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Oct 5, 2019
1 min

Why did Jesus turn water into wine at the wedding?

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